Nancy Got Run Over By A Go-cart

Nancy got run over by a go-cart.....
watching Scooter race last saturday.
Nancy used to have nothing but good luck.....
but I believe her good luck ran away.

She was sittin in her lawn chair.....
at the fence so she could see,
because her grandson was now racing.....
she wanted to be close as she could be.

Well then as they were all passing.....
two of them just went a stray
they spun out right through the fence there.....
hitting Nancy as they came her way.

There was no way to avoid it.....
the worst thing you could see,
they said Nancy just went flying....
then landed on her head so terribly.

She was hurt so really bad now.....
the ambulance took her away,
she had a knot as big as Texas.....
"I hope she'll be allright they all did pray"

I know this ain't a funny story.....
but she is now allright you see,
she said she's to old to be flying.....
so on the bleachers from now on she'll be.

Just one more verse to tell you.....
she been my friend for years you see,
And the devil made me do this....
I pray she cannot run as fast as me.
By: Donna Eaton